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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.

I'm not a fighter, I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.

To me nature is…spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating…It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only...only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

die man is gewoon een genie

"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!" (In Bruges)

"You can't piss on hospitality. I won't allow it!" (Troll 2)

Loft (2008):

Man in Casino:

"Ze wil ni, Pippo!!!

Fillip (Matthias Schoenaerts)

Pippo?... Staat da op mijne kop ofwa!!!

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Één van m'n favoriete quotes ooit. Doet me ook denken toen ikzelf in zo'n periode zat.. (slaapproblemen etc)

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

Borat.

Pulp Fiction

Mr. Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Jules :Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!

Vincent: Oh no fuck me, FUCK ME!

Die Hard

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker (epic)

Battery Aziz

True Lies

Groucho Marx in "Monkey Business"

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"I've known and respected your husband for many years. And what's good enough for him is good enough for me."

Lauren Bacall in "To Have and Have Not":

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Uit welke films komen de volgende citaten? De antwoorden zijn als spoiler aangeduid.


Nog choco.
Hector

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Fly

I get my boxer shorts at K-Markt in Cincinatti.
Rain Man

Don't call me baby. I'm not your baby.
Scarface

I am placing my thoughts elsewhere while you chatter away.
The Remains of the Day

I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them.
The Sound of Music

You should have seen the Atlantic Ocean back then.
Atlantic City

Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
The King of Comedy

Look at all these people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies.
Hannah and Her Sisters

Reruns are the culture of the unemployed.
Raising Helen

Of course, it's no Buckingham Palace.
Modern Times

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Wall Street

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Legally Blonde

Only one is a wanderer. Two people are always going somewhere.
Vertigo

Listen to them, creatures of the night. What music they make!
Dracula

I always did like a man in uniform.
She Done Him Wrong

I'll have what she's having.
When Harry Met Sally...

Buurman, wat doet u nu?
Flodder

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Any Way the Wind Blows:

Man: ''Ik ben ontslagen''

Vrouw: ''Ikke niet''

Marian Kilbourne (Bonita Granville) bij het voorstellen van haar twee honden aan een vreemdeling in

Merrily We Live (1938):

This dog's name is "Get Off the Rug" en wijzend naar de andere hond: His name is "You Too".

Dumb and Dumber To (2014).

Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.

Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?

Blow (2001).

George: Hello Dad. You know I remember a lifetime ago, when I was about 3 1/2 feet tall, weighing all of 60 pounds, but every inch your son. I remember those Saturday mornings going to work with my dad, we'd climb into that big green truck. I thought that truck... was the biggest truck in the universe pop. I remember how important the job we did was, how if it wasn't for us, people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. And remember those home videos when mom would dress up like Loretta Young, barbeques and football games, ice cream, playing with the Tuna. And when I left for California only to come home with the FBI chasing me, and that FBI agent Trout had to kneel down to put my boots on and you said, "That's where you belong you son of a bitch, puttin on Georgie's boots." That was a good one Dad. That was really something. You remember that? And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand. Your the best, pop, just wish I could have done more for you, wish we had more time. Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. I love you Dad. Love George.

Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

John Wick (2014).

Viggo Tarasov: It's not what you did, son, that angers me so... It's who you did it to.

Iosef Tarasov: Who?... That fucking nobody?

Viggo Tarasov: That "fuckin" nobody is John Wick.

Tuco: " See you soon, i.... idi...."

Blondie: "Idiots!"

Tuco: "Hmm?"

Blondie: "It's for you!"

Dirty Harry: "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one!"

Dirty Harry: "I know what you're thinking... did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44. Magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you got to ask yourself one question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well do you, punk?"

Joe: "See my mule don't like people laughing, gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you'll appologise like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

Harmonica: "Did you bring a horse for me?"

Snaky: "Hehe, looks like we're... looks like we're shy of one horse hahaha!"

Harmonica: "You brought two too many!"

Om even met westerns verder te gaan.

1 Somebody back east is sayin' "Why don't he write?"

2 How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man can't even trust his own pants.

3 Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

4 Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

5 Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

6 Well, you're the undertaker, Burt - bury 'em. Another one down by the bridge, send in your bill and the county will pay you

7 You'll be seeing me. You'll be seeing me. Everytime you bed down for the night, you'll look back to the darkness and wonder if I'm there. And some night, I will be. You'll be seeing me!

8 No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

9 I sure wish you'd try, son. I got my shotgun full of 16 thin dimes. Enough to spread you out like a crazy woman's quilt.

10 Why ain't you dead? You let 'em run my cows off and you come back standing up!

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Mr. Boats in 'American Splendor':

"Where's everybody going? Where are you sick men rushing off to? You ain't going nowhere for now. Probably not for a long time. But damn if they're not a rushing off to get there."