Just a joke...

Hmn, de vierde Salad Fingers vind ik stukken leuker. Het meest bizarre dat Weebl ooit heeft voortgebracht volgens mij

LOL. Wat een kind zeg. Geweldig!

Die Salad Fingers zijn niet van Weebl maar van David Firth.

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!

At 4a.m the next morning, a dozen police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused,the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the best I could do for you from here."

Ook een goede :

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we areliving with two sluts."

erg platte mop maar toch erg :

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

om het af te leren :

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note:

My Dearest,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love, Roger

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

:d

Dit kwam ik tegen tijdens het surfen. ''Save the planet, kill yourself.''

What a joke.

Ik ken ze wel. Aparte club, maar onder het provocerende laagje zitten best interessante ideeën.

waarom schrijf je ajax met een x.

omdat ze zo ongeveer onderaan in de erediviesie staan en de x is een van de laatste letters van het alfabet.

De mop van de dag op moppen.nl. Ik denk dat ik de andere 'moppen' daar toch maar niet ga lezen.

Idd een dijenkletser van formaat

Die site ga ik ook maar niet op

Voor de star wars en hiphop fans onder ons hier een erg lollig filmpje:

Star Wars Gansta Rap

Douwe Egberts

Geweldig deze spot...

HAHAHA~

Ga gelijk een pak koffie halen, hij is ijzersterk!

"Ben je Bitch niet..."

Hartstikke leuke spot, echt zo een waaraan ik de hele dag moet terugdenken en weer moet grinniken

Toeval of niet???

- Abraham Lincoln werd congreslid in 1846, John F. Kennedy in 1946.

- Lincoln werd president van de Verenigde Staten in 1860, Kennedy in 1960.

- De namen Lincoln en Kennedy bevatten ieder zeven letters.

- Hun beider vrouwen verloren kinderen, terwijl ze in het Witte Huis leefden.

- De secretaresse van Abraham Lincoln heette Kennedy, die van Kennedy heete Lincoln.

- Ze kregen allebei op vrijdag een kogel in het hoofd. Allebei hun vrouwen waren op dat ogenblik bij hen.

- Lincoln en Kennedy werden beiden doodgeschoten door iemand uit het Zuiden.

- Hun beider opvolgers heetten Johnston. Andrew Johnston, die Lincoln opvolgde, werd geboren in 1808. Lyndon Johnston, de opvolger van Kennedy, werd geboren in 1908.

- John Wilkes Booth, de moordenaar van Lincoln, werd geboren in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, de moordenaar van Kennedy, zag het levenslicht in 1939.

- Beide moordenaars gingen door het leven onder hun drie namen, die elk uit vijftien letters bestonden.

- Lincoln werd in een theater neergeschoten, dat 'Kennedy' heette. Kennedy vond de dood in een auto van het merk 'Lincoln'.

- Booth vluchte na de moord uit het theater weg en werd opgepakt in een warenhuis. Oswald schoot van in een opslagplaats van een warenhuis en vluchtte in een theaterzaal, waar hij werd gevangengenomen.

- Beiden werden vermoord nog voor hun rechtszaak begonnen was.

En dit is het toppunt:

- Eén week voor Lincoln neergeschoten werd, was hij in het stadje Monroe, Maryland. Eén week voor Kennedy werd doodgeschoten, was hij op bezoek bij Marilyn Monroe...

Creepy!!

Erg vreemd.

Brrr...

Haha, dat is allemaal wel erg toevallig ...

Alleen heette de opvolger van Kennedy Johnson en geen Johnston...;)

Zoek er hard genoeg naar en je kan overal een link tussen leggen.

Ik had die tekst weleens eerder gelezen.. Toen stond ik al raar te kijken..

Ik heb hem al een paar jaar op papier, maar ik was altijd te lui om hem even op computer te zetten...

Die links zou je ook kunnen leggen bij een moordaanslag op Bush....

- Religious Philosophies in a Nutshell.

- Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

- Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

- Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

- Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

- Hinduism: This shit happened before.

- Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

- Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

Misschien was Kennedy wel de gereïncarneerde Lincoln en maken we hem weer eens mee in 2060?