Grappig(st)e taglines

Trees Lounge:

A story about one man's search... for who knows what

Big Lebowski:

It takes guys as simple as the Dude and Walter to make a story this complicated... and they'd really rather be bowling.

They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right.

Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail.

About Schmidt:

Schmidt Happens

Uh-oh.

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Henry: Portrait of a serial killer:

Yeah, I Killed My Momma..

Deliverance:

This is the weekend they didn't play golf.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Makes Ben-Hur look like an epic.

The Naked Gun 2 1/2:

- If you only see one movie a year ... you need to get out more often!

The Naked Gun 33 1/3:

- A mad bomber is on the loose, and if anyone can stop him ... so can Frank!

- Mostly All New Jokes.

- From the brother of the director of Ghost.

Braindead:

- There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!

Return of the Living Dead II:

- Just when you thought it was safe to be dead.

Army of Darkness:

- Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.

- 1 Man, 1 Million dead, The odds are just about even.

- They move. They breathe. They suck.

This is Spinal Tap:

- Does for rock and roll what 'The Sound of Music' did for hills.

Plump Fiction:

From the producers who saw "Pulp Fiction", "Reservoir Dogs" and "Braveheart"

Het is een van de slechtste films die ik gezien heb maar de tagline vond ik toch erg grappig.

Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun

Of zoiets. Van Meet the Feebles

Is ook een van mijn favoriete

En deze van Life of Brian zijn ook geweldig:

A motion picture destined to offend nearly two thirds of the civilized world. And severely annoy the other third.

See the movie that's controversial, sacrilegious, and blasphemous. But if that's not playing, see The Life of Brian.

The film that is so funny it was banned in Norway.

Ze komen een beetje op hetzelfde neer allemaal, maar vooral die eerste is erg leuk.

Forrest Gump: 'Who's that? That's Forrest Gump, the local idiot.'

Da's toch geen tagline?

State Of Grace

Sean Penn (houdt zijn pistool gericht): "Hands Up"

Gary Oldman doet de bevroren handen uit de koelkast omhoog.

Jullie zijn begonnen met citeren van filmuitspraken. Dat zijn geen taglines.

Final Exam (horrorfilm uit de jaren 80)

'Some pass the test...God Help The Rest!!!'

Zo slecht dat hij grappig is.

The "Slicer"...The "Dicer"...And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!

Enorm flauw van Freddy vs Jason

Crime Guys:

'this mob makes the Sopranos look like choir boys'

Nogal grappig aangezien dit zo ongeveer de slechtste misdaadfilm ooit is, en the Sopranos de beste misdaadserie die er bestaat.

Mogen het ook minder grappige zijn:

Apocalypse Now:

Duvall: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like, like victory"

Departed:

Wahlberg: I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk off of your face.

Nicholson: Wouldn't you rather wipe my ass for me?

Natuurlijk Scarface:

Pacino: "Say Hello to my little friend!"

The Shining:

"Heeeere's Joooohnnyyy!!!

Dark Knight:

Joker: "Why So Serious?!",

common, common, hit me, common, hit me, HIT MEEEE!!

Dat zijn quotes, geen taglines.

Return of the Living Dead 2 is al genoemd wordt, maar 1 is ook erg grappig:

They're back from the grave and ready to party!

Sjeetje we hebben weer een Scarface wigger erbij aan de post boven Tommeh te zien...

Hamlet 2: One high school drama teacher is about to make a huge number 2.

Silent Rage: Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him.

Phantasm IV: The sequel with Balls...

Clockwork Orange: "Being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultra-violence and Beethoven."

Suspiria: "The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92."

Fletch: "Meet the only guy who changes his identity more often than his underwear."

"On May 6th...See Paris Die!" House of Wax (2005)

"Size Does Matter" Godzilla (1998)

"Crime is a disease. Meet the cure" Cobra (1986)

"One good bite deserves another." Jaws 2 (1978)

"Are you eating it ... or is it eating you?" - The Stuff 1985

Monty Python taglines zijn altijd geweldig!

The Holy Grail:

And now! At Last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren't quite the same as this one is.

Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

Life Of Brian:

See the movie that's controversial, sacrilegious, and blasphemous. But if that's not playing, see The Life of Brian.

A motion picture destined to offend nearly two thirds of the civilized world. And severely annoy the other third.

Meaning of Life:

It took God six days to create the earth, and Monty Python just 90 minutes to screw it up.

En voor de rest:

Johnny English:

He's the kind of secret agent the Secret Service keeps secret.

Inglourious Basterds:

Once upon a time in Nazi occupied France...

Rock Out with your Glock out

The Magic of Belle Isle (2012): A re-coming of age story

The Campaign: May the best loser win.

Child's Play 3 (1991)

Look who's stalking

Verwijzend naar Look Who's Talking (1989)

Airplane: 'Thank God it's only a motion picture'

Armageddon: 'Earth. It was fun while it lasted'

Chicken Run: 'This ain't no chick flick'

Crank 2: 'He was dead... but he got better'

Evolution: 'Have a nice end of the world'