Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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57. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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58. Chuck Norris can catch Roadrunner, walking. - When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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59. Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it. - Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
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60. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. - Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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