Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. - Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. - Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

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6. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either. - Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. - Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

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7. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. - Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. - What%u2019s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn%u2019t use its full name, which happens to be %u201CUltimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division%u201D.

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Leuke Knock Out

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Hehe lachen dit. Chuck Norris de meest foute actieheld

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8. It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. - When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. - If you shout his name out your window, Chuck Norris will hear you.

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