Knock-Outs algemeen discussietopic

Zo'n citaten knock-out is wel leuk, maar laten we eerst een soort wat afspraken maken. Ten eerste is het wel handig om de film bij het citaat te vermelden. Ten tweede kunnen we misschien ook een limiet vaststellen over hoeveel citaten iedereen voorlopig mag inzenden. Anders kan iemand hier zo een lijst van 50 favoriete citaten plaatsen en dat is nou ook niet zo'n goed idee. Hoeveel citaten zullen er überhaupt meedoen. 256? 512? Meer niet lijkt me. En ik ga er van uit dat het niet gaat om stukken dialoog, maar om een opmerking gemaakt door een persoon (lengte maakt niks uit).

En doen we alleen Engelstalige quotes? Ik denk dat bijna iedereen hier die wel begrijpt, maar wat doen we met quotes uit bijvoorbeeld Aziatische films? Zonder vertaling zal niemand die hier snappen.

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Engels, Nederlands

max 10 pp

Lengte beperken tot max 2 a 3 zinnen. Moet een quote blijven (Een opmerking is een juiste omschrijving) en dus geen eindeloze monoloog. Hoe vergelijk je anders I'll be back met de presidentsmonoloog van Dr S. Kort maar krachtig zou ik zeggen.

Oké, 3 zinnen per quote maximaal vind ik goed. Hier alvast mijn 10 inzendingen, op willekeurige volgorde:

1. “Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” – The Third Man

2. “Droppen Sie dead!” – Stalag 17

3. “Attica! Attica!” – Dog Day Afternoon

4. “Round up the usual suspects!” – Casablanca

5. “You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” – Dirty Harry

6. “They’ll never catch us. We're on a mission from God.” – The Blues Brothers

7. “You’re mother was a hamster and you’re father smelled of elderberries.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

8. “You said it man: nobody fucks with the Jesus.” –The Big Lebowski

9. “Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all te world, she walks into mine” – Casablanca

10. “Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” – Patton

1. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die- Blade Runner

2. It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people- Sin City

3. Miho. You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God- Sin City

4. Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!- A Clockwork Orange

5. It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business- The Godfather

6. I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!- The Godfather Part II

7. You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!- Scarface

8. Crucifixion's a doddle.- Life Of Brian

9. Depressives want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing- Closer

10. Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!- Pirates of the caribbean: Dead Man's chest

1. When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did Pi

2. Frailty, thy name is woman! Hamlet (1996)

3. September 28th, 1997. It is exactly 11am. At the funfair, near the ghost train, the marshmallow twister is twisting. Meanwhile, on a bench in Villette Square, Félix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe. Meanwhile, at the Sacré Coeur, the nuns are practising their backhand. The temperature is 24°C, humidity 70%, atmospheric pressure 990 millibars. Amélie (vertaling)

4. Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal. Amélie (vertaling)

5. Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man. Romeo + Juliet

6. It's just a flesh wound. Monty Python and the Holy grail

7. Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON. Snatch.

8. It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it. lock, stock and two smokin' barrels

9. I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me. Heat

10. How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants Once upon a time in the west

Twee van je quotes hebben meer dan 3 zinnen, aegron.

Maar beide kunnen ook als komma's worden opgevat. dus vind ik ze zeker relevant. Anders doe je maar gewoon 8 citaten van mij.

1 - Crocodile Dundee - That's not a knife...THAT's knife.

2 - They Live - I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

3 - The Big Lebowski - You said it man, nobody fucks with The Jesus.

4 - Pulp Fiction - I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

5 - The Running Man - I'm not into politics. I'm into survival.

6 - The Running Man - Killian: You Bastard! Drop Dead! Richards: I don't do requests.

7 - Cobra: You're the disease, and I'm the cure.

8 - The Last Boyscout: This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

9 - The Last Boyscout: Officer: Good morning gentlemen. Is there a problem?

Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.

[uses the gun to kill the officer] (enkel dat van die Milo telt als quote, de rest is om de context aan te duiden)

10 - American Beauty: [Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King]

Carolyn Burnham: Uh Buddy, this is my...

Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time. (net zoals bij de vorige is het eerste deel om de context weer te geven)

Ik denk niet dat het de bedoeling is om dialogen te plaatsen, Halcyon. Die Lebowski-quote is al geplaatst overigens.

Maar ik zei toch dat die eerste stukjes louter dienen om de context weer te geven. Sorry van de dubbelpost van de Lebowski-quote, heb erover gelezen.

O ja, sorry. Over het hoofd gezien.

no problemo

1.You gotta be fucking kidding - The Thing

2. Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q. - Superman

3. You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family. -TCM2

4. I'm an asshole... with an Uzi!- The frightners

5. I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry. - Commando

6. Don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired. - Commando

7. A .475 Wildey magnum is a shorter version of the African big game cartridge, it makes a real mess. - Death Wish 3

8. The good news is youre dates are here, he bad news is they are dead. - Night of the Creeps

9. Beetje oorlog, best spannend. -Soldaat van Oranje

10. Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store! - Wild at Heart

* Kiichi Gotoh: It may be an immoral peace - maybe an unjust peace. But an unjust peace is still better than a just war. - Patlabor 2

* Maximillian Cohen: 12:50, press Return. - Pi

* Narrator: It is a film. Everything is constructed. Still it hurts. - Reconstruction

* Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog! - Braindead

When we put her into hot water she returned back to normal. - Gozu

* Major Motoko Kusanagi: I wonder where I'll go now. The net is vast and infinite. - Ghost in the Shell

* Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me! - Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

* Sara Goldfarb: Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four. - Requiem For A Dream

* Chopper: Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. - Chopper

* Elmo Oxygen: [i[I can make sense out of yesterday. Can you understand the power of that?[/i] - Schizopolis

Wie organiseert deze knock-out eigenlijk?

Jij

Ik stel voor dat we eerst de titel noemen, dan de qoute. Maakt het een makkelijker te soorteren overzicht.

Ik wil het best doen

* Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo-You see, in this world there are two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig, you dig

* C'era una Volta il West-People scare better when they're dying en Your friends have a high mortality rate

* Jaws-We're gonna need a bigger boat

* The Godfather-They shot Sonny on the causeway, he's dead

* Scarface-Say hello to my little friend

Mag Nederlands ook niet (nederlandse films)

Klein overzichtje.

- American Beauty

I'm her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time

- Big Lebowski, The

You said it man, nobody fucks with The Jesus.

- Blade Runner

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

- The Blues Brothers

They’ll never catch us. We're on a mission from God.

- Braindead

Your mother ate my dog!

- Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il

You see, in this world there are two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

- C'era una volta il West

1. How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

2. People scare better when they're dying.

3. Your friends have a high mortality rate.

- Casablanca

1. Round up the usual suspects!

2. Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all te world, she walks into mine

- Chopper

Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.

- Clockwork Orange, A

Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!

- Closer

Depressives want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

- Cobra

You're the disease, and I'm the cure.

- Commando

1. I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

2. Don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired.

- Crocodile Dundee

That's not a knife...THAT's knife.

- Death Wish 3

A .475 Wildey magnum is a shorter version of the African big game cartridge, it makes a real mess.

- Dirty Harry

You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

- Dog Day Afternoon

Attica! Attica!

- Fabuleux Destin D'Amelié Poulain, Le

1. September 28th, 1997. It is exactly 11am. At the funfair, near the ghost train, the marshmallow twister is twisting. Meanwhile, on a bench in Villette Square, Félix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe. Meanwhile, at the Sacré Coeur, the nuns are practising their backhand. The temperature is 24°C, humidity 70%, atmospheric pressure 990 millibars.

2. Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.

- Frighteners, The

I'm an asshole... with an Uzi!

- Ghost in The Shell

I wonder where I'll go now. The net is vast and infinite.

- Godfather, The

1. It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

2. They shot Sonny on the causeway, he's dead.

- Godfather Part II, The

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

- Gozu

When we put her into hot water she returned back to normal.

- Hamlet (1996)

Frailty, thy name is woman!

- Heat

I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.

- Jaws

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

- Last Boyscout, The

1. This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

2. Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.

- Life Of Brian

Crucifixion's a doddle.

- Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

1. Ah! They fucking shot me!

2. It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.

- Monty Pyton and The Holy Grail

1. It's just a flesh wound.

2. You’re mother was a hamster and you’re father smelled of elderberries!

- Night of The Creeps

The good news is youre dates are here, he bad news is they are dead.

- Patlabor 2

It may be an immoral peace - maybe an unjust peace. But an unjust peace is still better than a just war.

- Patton

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

- Pi

1. 12:50, press Return.

2. When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did.

- Pirates of the caribbean: Dead Man's chest

Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!

- Pulp Fiction

I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

- Reconstruction

It is a film. Everything is constructed. Still it hurts.

- Requiem For A Dream

Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.

- Romeo + Juliet

Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.

- Running Man, The

1. I'm not into politics. I'm into survival.

2. I don't do requests.

- Scarface

1. You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!-

2. Say hello to my little friend!

- Schizopolis

I can make sense out of yesterday. Can you understand the power of that?

- Sin City

1. [i]It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.

2. Miho. You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God.

- Snatch

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

- Soldaat Van Oranje

Beetje oorlog, best spannend.

- Stalag 17

Droppen Sie dead!

- Superman

Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.

- Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2,

You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.

- They Live

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

- Thing, The

You gotta be fucking kidding

- Third Man, The

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

- Wild At Heart

Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!

Philippe: Time destroys everything. - Irréversible

Blake: I lost something on the way to wherever I am today. - Last Days

Chow Mo Wan: Everyone who goes to 2046 has the same intention, they want to recapture lost memories. Because in 2046 nothing ever changes. But, nobody knows if that is true or not because no-one has ever come back.- 2046

Wilson Joel: I own a plane and it runs on gas and I wanna fly the thing right fucking now! - Love Liza

Mystery Man: Call Me. Dial your number. Go ahead. - Lost Highway

Michael Berkow : We were playing. She bumped her head. - Very Bad Things

(staat trouwens bol van de memorable quotes. voor zij die 'm gezien hebben zeker een aanrader ze even door te nemen ).

Mij lijkt dat Nederlands wel mag. Er staat er al eentje van Soldaat van Oranje.

Mis deze nog.... uit Wild at Heart

Aangezien ik er daarstraks eentje had gedubbelpost, mag ik er nog eentje doen.

Reservoir Dogs - [Mr. Blonde has cut off Marvin's ear and begins talking into it]

Mr. Blonde: Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?

*Jurassic Park - Help me renember to thank John Hammond for a lovely weekend

Rocky: Adrian, Where is your Head??

Uit het hoofd, dus spelfouten of kleine incorrectheden voorbehouden.

3. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

4. Play it, Sam.

- Apocalypse now

- I Love the smell of napalm in the morning.

- the Horror, the horror.

2001: A Space Odyssey

- This mission is to important for me, to allow you to jeopardize it.

the Usual Suspects

- Benicio del Toro; Hand over the keys, you cocksucker.

the Wizard of Oz

I'm melting!

T2

- I need a vacation.

- Hasta la vista, baby.

Die Hard 2

How could the same kind of shit, happen to the same guy twice.