Favoriete filmquotes

'Shit doesn't happen, it's made by assholes'

Je kunt zeggen wat je wil over Rob Oudkerk, maar niet dat hij zich niet hard heeft gemaakt voor de zwakkeren in de samenleving.

Full Metal Jacket

Are you quitting on me???

Well, are you?

Then quit!!

you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!

Get the fuck off of my obstacle!!

Get the fuck down off of my obstacle!!

Now!!

Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo

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There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless

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Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

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Pulp Fiction

Jules:

Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda:

You don't hurt him.

Jules:

Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda:

Cool?

Jules:

Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool.

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The Wolf:

You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

Jimmie:

Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.

Jules:

Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

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Vincent:

I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.

Jules:

Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull.

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Heb het al onder de film zelf geplaatst. Hier ook maar dan.

De beste quote ooit (ook de moeilijkste):

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one but i'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin' "send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the NationalGuard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute, little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink seven and sevens and play slalom with the icebergs and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea-life in the North Atlantic.

So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive so he's got to walk to the job interviews which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue-plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure I'll eliminate the middle man. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? Christ, I could be elected President.

-- Good Will Hunting

Are you a mexican or a mexican't

Dit komt dus uit Once upon a time in Mexico. Deze zin was voor mij echt een afknapper. Het teken dat de film vol zat met vermeende humor, maar nooit daadwerkelijk aanzette tot een glimlach.

Vond het wel het leukste gedeelte van de film, voor de rest was het niet zo bijzonder.

"Well the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage"

"There will be nothing I won't know soon"

en

"If I will try It myself I will die, and I will try It myself"

Beide door Alan Hakman (Robin Williams) uit The Final Cut.

idd. Al heb ik wel érg hard moeten lachen om deze:

Listen, you fuckmook. I can't see, I have no eyes

Ik had nog nooit de term fuckmook gehoord. Nou maar hopen dat 't niet een uiterst racistische benaming is voor mexicanen

Fuckmook is geen racistische benaming voor mexicanen.

Het is ongeveer hetzelfde als o.a. fuckface, fucker etc.

Volgens mij dan

Uit : From dusk till dawn

you can't let a sucker keep his money rounders

you're all plastic soldiers in a miniature dirt war!! the doors

these people are our food!! blade

en alle monologen uit the devil's advocate..........

aja en the cable guy:

who hesitates ,masturbates

- You wanna know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling it, you can start using it.

- Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?

- Darling, I only got one thing to say to you; I don't like the tone of your voice.

"Do you want a war you can't win? Are you telling me that 200 men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"

"You send that many don't forget one thing... A good supply of bodybags..."

MP3

"What ever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo?" "God didn't made Rambo... I made him..."

MP3

"Don't push it... Don't push it... I'll give you a war you won't believe... Let it go... Let it go..."

MP3

"I don't think you understand. I didn't come here to rescue Rambo, I came here to rescue you from him"

MP3

Onvergetelijke quotes...

Lost Highway: Mr. Eddy tegen de bumperklever:

I want you to get a fuckin' driversmanual en i want you to study that motherfucker!!

Briljant!!

Mijn alltime favoriet is toch:

Say What again! C'mon, say What again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say What one more goddamn time!

maar ook:

Gimme the fucking keys, you cocksucker. What da fuck!

Een paar:

Donnie Brasco: "Forget about it" is like if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco

Dave Moss: Who are you? What's your name?

Blake: You see this watch?

Dave Moss: Yeah.

Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

Ed Harris & Alec Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Ross

Ricky Roma: All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?

Al Pacino - Glengarry Glen Ross

Karl Childers: Reckon what you is wanting to know is what I'm a-doing in here. 'Reckon the reason I'm in here is 'cause I've killed somebody. But I reckon what you is wanting to know is how come me had killed somebody so I reckon I'll start at the front and tell ye. I lived out back of my mother and father's place, most of my life, in a little ol' shed that my daddy built for me. They didn't too much want me up there in the house with the rest of'em. Mmm. So mostly I just sat around out there in the shed lookin' at the ground. Mmm. I didn't have no floor out there but I had me a hole dug out to lay down in. 'Quilt or two to put down there. Mmm-hmm. My father was a hard working man most of his life, not that I can say the same for myself. I mostly just sat around out there in the shed, tinkering around with a lawn mower or two. Went to school off and on from time to time. But the children out there, they were very cruel to me. Made quite a bit of sport of me, made fun of me quite a bit. So mostly, I just sat around out there in the shed. My daddy worked down there at the sawmill, down at the planer mill for an old man named Dixon. Ol' Man Dixon was a very cruel fella, didn't treat his employees very well. Didn't pay'em too much of a wage, didn't pay my daddy too much of a wage. Just barely enough to get by on, I reckon. Mmm. I reckon he got by alright. Mmm. They used to come out, one or the other, usually my mother and feed me pretty regular. Mmm-hmm. So I know he made enough to where I could have mustard and biscuits three or four times a week. Mmm. But Ol' Man Dixon, he had a boy by the name of Jesse Dixon. Jesse was really more cruel than his daddy was. He used to make quite a bit of sport of me when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse. 'Used to take advantage of little girls there in the neighborhood and all. Mmm. They used to say that my mother was a very pretty woman. They said that quite a bit from time to time when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse. Well, I reckon you want me to get on with it and tell you what happened so I reckon I'll tell ye. I was sitting out there in the shed one evening not doing too much of nothing, just kindly staring at the wall. I was waiting on my mother to come out and give me my Bible lesson. Well I heared a commotion up there in the house, so I run up on the screened in porch to see what was a-going on. I looked in the window there and I seen my mother laying there on the floor without any clothes on. Mmm. Mmm-hmm. I seen Jesse Dixon laying on top of her. He was having his way with her. Mmm. Well I just seen red. I picked up a kaiser blade that was sitting there by the screen door. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Got a long wood handle kinda like an ax handle with a long blade on it shaped kinda like a banana. Sharp on one edge and dull on the other'n. It's what the highway boys used to cut down weeds and whatnot. Well I went in the house and I hit Jesse Dixon upside the head with it, knocked him off my mother. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me, so I hit him again with it in the neck with the sharp edge and just plumb near cut his head off. Killed'im. My mother jumped up from there and started hollering, "What'd you kill Jesse for?" "What'd you kill Jesse for?" Well, mmm, come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was doing to her. 'Reckon that made me madder than what Jesse'd made me, so I takened the kaiser blade, some folks called it a sling blade, I called it a kaiser blade, mmm, and I hit my mother upside the head with it. Mmm... Killed her; Some folks has asked me if I had it to do over again, would I do it the same way. I reckon I would. Anyhow they seen fit to put me in here and here I've been a great long while. I've learned to read some. 'Took me four years to read the Bible. I reckon I understand a great deal of it. Wasn't what I expected in some places. Mmm. I slept in a good bed for a great long while. Now they've seen fit to put me out of here. They say they're setting me free today. Mmm.

Billy Bob Thornton - Sling Blade

Harold: Don't you ever tell me what I can or can't do! Bent law can be tolerated for as long as they're lubricating, but you have become definitely parched. If I was you, I'd run for cover and close the hatch, 'cause you're gonna wind up on one of those meat hooks, my son.

Bob Hoskins - The Long Good Friday

Louis Dega: A temptation resisted is a true judge of character.

Dustin Hoffman - Papillon

Briljante scènes, maar sommigen neigen toch meer naar monologen, dan naar quotes...

Ach, ik neem het begrip 'quote' gewoon erg breed.

geweldig idd!

of deze: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side of the Force.

Een klassieker.....

En nog een uit The Third Man die me altijd is bijgebleven. De scène speelt zich af boven in het gigantische reuzenrad van Wenen, met een fraai uitzicht op de stad.....

"Luke I am yor father"

Die zag ik niet aankomen

Iedereen die dit leest voortaan wel, dus zet dat alsjeblieft snel even tussen spoilertags!

nog een uit LXG

most unsportive. Must be the belgiums

Heeft hier geen zin. Enkel bij de film zelf. Iedereen die in in deze draad gepost heeft zal 't lezen. Ook de mensen die de film niet hebben gezien.

Nee hoor, in het forum is gespoilerde tekst nooit automatisch leesbaar; je moet de tekst er specifiek voor selecteren (mits de browser dat ondersteunt). Het heeft dus wel degelijk zin om ook hier spoilertags te gebruiken, zo lang je er maar bij vermeldt voor welke film(s) het een spoiler is.

Frank : What can you tell us about the man you saw last night?

Jane : A white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.

Frank : That's a very big mustache.

Gisteren opnieuw gehoord.

Mijn absolute favoriet uit Misery

YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK!!

Briljant!

Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

Krachtige woorden van een Don...Marlon Brando in "The Godfather".

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Geniale dialoog tussen Samuel L. Jackson en John Travolta in "Pulp Fiction".

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