Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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11. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. - Chuck Norris calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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5-9 Al is het maar omdat ik die andere grap al lang kende buiten Chuck Norris om.
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12. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. - A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man from his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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