Chuck Norris' Knock Out
Leland Palmer
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28. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes. - Chuck Norris pimped Xzibits ride. - Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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29. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. - The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. - With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Cheo
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30. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. - Jay-Z's 99 problems were all Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
Goodfella_90
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31. For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls. - There are two types of people in the world... people who die, and Chuck Norris. - When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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