Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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49. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. - When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Goodfella_90
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50. Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris has only one theory about life: death.
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51. When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon. - Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life".
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Wat was er eerder, de beef jerky of shits gun powder?
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