Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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46. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. - Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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47. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man from his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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48. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg. - Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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