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bvb. : "When harry met sally"

Sally
I hate you.
Harry
That's your problem.
Sally
I think I love you.
Harry
I might love you.
Sally
I hate you.
Harry
Please don't.
Sally
I love you.
Harry
I love you too.


THE END


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avatar van narva77
Hahaha; bij 'All about Eve':

"People in show business turn MEAN."

tovenaar
hahah wel een coole link, alhoewel Reservoir Dogs toch wel meer is dan dit:

Michael Madsen
Who's the rat? (shoots a cop)
Harvey Keitel
I didn't do it. (shoots Lawrence Tierney)
Tim Roth
Don't look at me. (shoots Michael Madsen)
(Everybody else shoots each other.)




THE END


hheheh

geronimo
:lol: Kei-geinig!

Dit vind ik de beste : "Speed"


Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the elevator.

Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)

Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the bus.

Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)

Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the subway.

Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)

THE END

avatar van petey
ik stel voor dit in het vervolg als beschrijving bij een film te gebruiken, scheelt enorm veel vertalen.

vic
deze vind ik zelf erg goed
The Bicycle Thief

Lamberto Maggiorani
Someone has stolen my bicycle, symbol of my manhood and metaphor for my dignity in an impersonal society.
(This film is IMPORTANT because it is SAD.)

THE END

vic
lol
taxi driver

There once was a guy who was crazy,
Who shot those whose morals were hazy.
He was hailed as a hero,
This Robert De Niro,
So three cheers for Martin Scorsese.

THE END

LOL Wild Things:
(There is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST.)

THE END

(Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST.)

avatar van narva77
Yeah die viel me ook al op Klopt aardig...

avatar van Yak
Yak
En welke film zou dit zijn?

Actors
A twig! I'm scared!

Audience
Get me some dramamine.

Actors
Thump.

THE END


tovenaar
Blair Witch

tovenaar
ze blijven leuk ---> eXistenZ

Jennifer Jason Leigh
It's just part of the game.
Jude Law
Is it?
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Who cares? Let's kill people.

avatar van narva77
Voor EmDee:

"(Airplanes are found in the desert.)

Researchers
Wow!

(UFOs appear over Richard Dreyfuss' house.)

Richard Dreyfuss
Wow!

(UFOs appear over Devil's Tower.)

All
Wow!

THE END"

I've seen it.

avatar van narva77
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain:

"Condensation Text: N/A

THE END"

tovenaar
Deze is ook 1 van de coolste:

Sixht Sense:

Haley Joel Osment
I see dead people.
Bruce Willis
Try talking to them.
Haley Joel Osment
It worked.




THE END

avatar van Yak
Yak
Good Will Hunting is ook geniaal

Matt Damon
I'm smart, but so what? Let's start fights and pick up chicks.

Robin Williams
If you push people away, they can't be close to you.

Matt Damon
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)


THE END

tovenaar
Vergeet ook die van Mortal Kombat niet te bekijken

avatar van jedymaster
Film Return of the Jedi

Darth Vader: Luke, come to the dark side.
Luke: No.
Darth Vader: Your goodness has redeemed me. Die, emperor scum.

THE END

avatar van jedymaster
The Empire Strikes Back

Luke: I have to go to Dagobah.
Yoda: You have to use the force.
Luke: I have to go to Cloud City.
Darth Vader: You have to go to the dark side.
Luke: No I don't.
Darth Vader :I'm your father.
Luke: No you're not.
Darth Vader: Fine, I'll cut off your hand.

THE END

avatar van jedymaster
From Dusk Till Dawn

Quentin Tarantino: I'm so messed up.
George Clooney: I like you, but shut up. Harvey Keitel, help us.
Harvey Keitel: I'll help, but with righteous indignance.
Robert Rodriguez: That's enough character development. Now mow down these vampires.

THE END

FisherKing
Alan Rickman- Har har har.
Bruce Willis- Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.

(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)


THE END

FisherKing
Marlon Brando: Those who cross the family must be punished. (almost dies) (dies)
Al Pacino: I'll run the family business straight now, after I kill all these people.

THE END

FisherKing
Keanu Reeves: Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!
Audience:GASP!
Keanu Reeves:Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!
Audience (faints)

THE END

En tot slot de leukste

FisherKing
Kevin Costner: Does anyone have any idea what's going on?
Oliver Stone: I do.
Kevin Costner:Tell us, then.
Oliver Stone:Shan't.
THE END

avatar van narva77
James Stewart: I'm useless.
Henry Travers: Don't say that. The happiness of the entire universe depends on your existence.
James Stewart: Hooray!

THE END

FisherKing
Kun je meteen Frank Capra; It's a wonderful life ,aan herkennen
Nog korter is Titel en jaartal

en deze dan, dracula van coppola:

Gary Oldman

I have travelled Oceans of Time to be with you.

Winona Ryder

That's sweet, but you're wasting your time, frankly.

avatar van speedy23
The Day After

BOEM!!!!!!

The end.

avatar van Zavo
Dr. Strangelove:

Oops.

THE END

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