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Ik heb hem niet helemaal letterlijk, maar toch wel erg grappig uit Airplane!:

Ted: *vertelt over een zeer geheime aanval van de Luchtmacht*, doel, datum, koers, enzovoort.

Elaine: "When will you be back?"

Ted: "Sorry, that's classified..."

Hilarisch inderdaad.

Toch make my day

In scarface zitten een paar prachtige zinnen. "You need people like me, so you can point your fucking finger, and say: That's the badguy" is er één van.. en uit The Godfather 2.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer... " Beetje cliché misschien.. maar toch..

het einde van saw GAME OVER STEEN GOED.

Die is inderdaad echt geweldig

Of deze 'Say goodnight to the bad guy'

Geniaal gesprek uit Airplane 2:

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.

Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.

Clarence Oveur: Unger.

Unger: Oveur.

Dunn: Oveur.

Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.

Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?

Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.

Dunn: Yep.

Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.

Unger: Yep.

Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.

Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Doet me denken aan deze scene uit Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

TWO GUARDS enter and stand to attention on either side of the door. One of them has hiccoughs and does so throughout.

FATHER

Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

FIRST GUARD

Not... to leave the room... even if you come and get him.

FATHER

No, until I come and get him.

SECOND GUARD

Hic.

FIRST GUARD

Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

FATHER

No... you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.

FIRST GUARD

... and you'll come and get him.

SECOND GUARD

Hic.

FATHER

That's Right.

FIRST GUARD

We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

FATHER

Leaving the room.

FIRST GUARD

Leaving the room... yes.

FATHER

Got it?

SECOND GUARD

Hic.

Father makes to leave.

FIRST GUARD

Er... if... we... er...

FATHER

Yes?

FIRST GUARD

If we... er...

(trying to remember what he was going to say)

FATHER

Look, it's simple. Just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room.

SECOND GUARD

Hic.

FATHER

Right?

FIRST GUARD

Oh, I remember... can he... er... can he leave the room with us?

FATHER

(carefully)

No... keep him in here... and make sure he doesn't...

FIRST GUARD

Oh, yes! we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were with him.

FATHER

No... just keep him in here.

FIRST GUARD

Until you, or anyone else...

FATHER

No, not anyone else – just me.

FIRST GUARD

Just you...

SECOND GUARD

Hic.

FIRST GUARD

Get back.

FATHER

Right.

FIRST GUARD

Okay. Fine. We'll remain here until you get back.

FATHER

And make sure he doesn't leave.

FIRST GUARD

What?

FATHER

Make sure he doesn't leave.

FIRST GUARD

The Prince?

FATHER

Yes. Make sure...

FIRST GUARD

Oh yes, of course! I thought you meant him!

(he points to the other Guard and laughs to himself)

You know it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard...

FATHER

Is that clear?

SECOND GUARD

Hic.

FIRST GUARD

Oh, yes. That's quite clear. No problems.

Father pulls open the door and makes to leave the room. The Guards follow.

FATHER

(to the Guards)

Where are you going?

FIRST GUARD

We're coming with you.

FATHER

No, I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room until I get back.

FIRST GUARD

Oh, I see, Right.

They take up positions on either side of the door.

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THE GODS MUST BE GRAZY

ai jai jai jai jai

uit the fly: I don`t like vehicles

en I don`t wear jewelry

Morpheus in The Matrix:

'Some rules can be bend, others can be broken'

"Instead of talking, he plays, and when he better plays, he talks"

Geweldig inderdaad. Dit vind ik één van de beste uitspraken uit de film:

Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.

Cheyenne: So?

Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.

Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.

Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.

[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]

Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...

[gestures to Harmonica's wound]

Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.

En erg grappig:

Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?

Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.

Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.

Cheyenne: But sons of bitches... yeah.

Dan: I want Anna back.

Larry: She's made her choice.

Dan: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer.

Larry: So where's the apology? Ya cunt.

Dan: I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy.

Larry: She doesn't want to be happy.

Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.

Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

Schizopolis, dé film als het aankomt op grappige dialogen.

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth even when I lie.

(scarface)

Tuco: When you have to talk, talk; when you have to shoot, shoot. (The Good, The Bad And The Ugly)

Ed Crane: Me, I don't talk much, I just cut the hair.

(The Man Who Wasn't There- Wrm weet ik niet, klinkt leuk denk ik)

Cody Jarret: Made it Ma, Top of the world!

(White Heat)

En nog zovele anderen...

Is het niet "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." ?

Op de één of andere manier, blijft de zin die Rachel in the Ring 1 roept, op weg naar Noah, die de telefoon niet opneemt, omdat hij bezoek heeft gekregen van Samara, me bij. Dat is het eerste waar ik aan denk als ik aan die film denk... Come on, Noah, pick up the Goddamn phone! Prachtig dramatisch. Dat is dus wel een favoriete quote van me, al is het niet echt een quote natuurlijk.

I'll have, what she has having
When Harry met Sally. (Heb ik die zin volledig foutloos neergetypt?)

en geen zin, maar wel een complete dialoog vind ik de woorden die Landon Carter ( a walk to remember) uitspreekt. Geweldig.
Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything about life, hope, and the long journey ahead. I will always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it. But I can feel it.

"Droppen Sie dead!" uit Stalag 17 is er ook een die blijft hangen

Er zijn zoveel goede quotes. Sommige zijn goed door de inhoud, andere door de manier waarop ze gebracht worden.

Enkele quotes die me zo meteen te binnen schieten en die er voor mij uitsprongen:

uit Escape from New York: "Call me Snake. "

uit Virgin Suicides: "Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl."

uit Flash Gordon: " Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"

uit Marathon Man: "Is it safe?"

uit Jaws : “You're gonna need a bigger boat...”

uit Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day.”

uit Austin Powers : “Yeah, baby, yeah.” en “Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?”

uit Clueless: “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

Uit Fight Club:

-'Who do you wanna fight?'

-'Ghandi'.

Uit The Big Lebowski:

'What are you talking about? They're fucking nihilists!'

uit enkele franstalige films:

uit l'As des As: "Si je vous dis : "Con vous avez l'air", c'est pas français. C'est juste, mais c'est pas français."

uit La Soupe aux Choux: "Si on peut plus péter sous les étoiles sans faire tomber un Martien, y va nous en arriver des pleines brouettes!

uit C'est arrivé pres de chez vous: "Gamin, gamin, allez, viens... C'était pour rire."

uit Mais ou est donc passée la septième compagnie: "J'ai glisé chef"

Inderdaad.

Ook fantastisch vind ik de voice-over van Cookie tijdens de intro:

Every morning, at six on the dot, they'd have the Appell, that's roll call to you. Each barrack had its own alarm clock. Our alarm clock was Johann Sebastian Schulz. I understand the Krauts had a composer way back with the Johann Sebastian in it. But I can tell you one thing: Schulz was no composer. He was a Schweinehund. Oh, Mother, was he ever a lousy Schweinehund!

Edit:
Madagascar:
Als alle 4 de dieren op Madagascar zitten, rent Alex achter Marty aan, terwijl hij de woorden roept: ' I clone you, and then I kill all your clones!'
Grappig.

Dat wilde ik gewoon maar even zeggen....

Ja, dat van die Schweinehund is ook blijven hangen. Erg leuke film met goed citeerbare teksten.

Why i am a funny guy ? Do i amuse u like a clown ? Why i am so funny ?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin? - Trainspotting (1996)