Favoriete filmquotes

I'll have what she's having

When Harry Meets Sally

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Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?

Steve: Well, Deadish...

Kenneth: Is everyone there DEAD?!

Steve: Well, yeah, in the sense that they all sort of ehh... fell down and then got up and started eating eachother...

-Are you gonna bark little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Ik neem aan dat je all day bedoelt...

...I think my Mask of Sanity... is about to slip...

AS GOOD AS IT GETS:

Melvin: Judging from your eyes, I'd say were fifty.

Carol: Judging from your eyes, I'd say were kind.

Melvin: You're a disgrace to depression.

Melvin: And you people suppose to be sensitive and sharp?

Melvin: I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

One flew over the cuckoo's nest (ook quoteable in het Nederlands op feestjes of zo)

"Is THAT crazy enough for you, huh? You want me to take a shit on the floor?"

"No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea!!!"

Jim Garrison: So who killed the president ?

Dave Ferrie: Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?

Zonder twijfel de mooiste filmquote (monoloog) aller tijden:

A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.

uit: Citizen Kane

Dr. Strangelove is de beste qua quotes. Te veel om op te noemen. Hier een paar:

"So boys, I reckon this is it. Nucleair combat. Toe to toe with te ruskies."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room."

"Mein Führer, I can walk!"

Meesterlijk. Maar vooral Monty Pyhton And the Holy Grail heb ik vaak gequote.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Pulp fiction! uit welke film kwam de quote: she is too cool for school?

Inderdaad,

dat moment zou voor een mooie film op zich kunnen zorgen.

Wel een stille...

'The best trick the devil ever pulled,

was to convince everybody he doesn't exist'

en nog eentje om over na te denken: 'How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?'

en uiteraard ook de befaamde line-upscène, allen uit The Usual Suspects.

Verder... erg afgezaagd misschien maar een waarheid als een koe:

'Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get' uit Forrest Gump.

Clerks:

People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl Mom.

Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Fuck Me? Fuck you bitch. Driving your daddy's escalade.

Is that gasoline I smell?!!

Hasta la vista Baby!!

AFI heeft ook maar een lijst met quotes samengesteld. Daar staat "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." uit Gone With the Wind bovenaan.

De Hele Lijst

Inleiding van trainspotting:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Voor de rest vind ik vrijwel alles wat in scarface gezegd wordt goed

Die flauwe one liners uit Lesley Nielsen films, zoals:

- Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

- Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

- Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.

- Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one.

Ik vind Leslie Nielsen ongelooflijk grappig. Met als favoriet toch wel Naked gun en het minder bekende spy hard (mss nog flauwer). Volgende week zondag trouwens weer een film met em (wrongfully accused), die ik iet minder vond, op kanaaltwee... En Naked gun 3 is er op VT4 dacht ik. Die vond ik ook niet zo héél goed.

een korte....

SAW ::

"Game Over" Vond ik wel gruwelijk goed

I always tell the truth, even when i lie, uit Scarface, toch mijn favoriet .

Ja, die scene in dat restaurant was idd een van de meest memorabele! Say goodnight to the bad guy!