Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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96. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. - Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. - The movie 'Delta Force' was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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97. Chuck Norris can look Faith in the eye and say: Get the fuck outta here! - Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. - George W. Bush thinks he is the president of the United States. He is wrong, Chuck Norris is.
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98. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Gandhi in the face. - When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. - When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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99. Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run. - Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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