Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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He kut, ik had er nog speciaal op gelet er geen facts dubbel in te krijgen. Er zijn echter dus toch een paar, gelukkig letten jullie goed op!
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93. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man from his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris hasnt got any stairs in his house, he climb up the walls. - Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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94. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. - Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. - When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.
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95. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg. - An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris was the mayor of Sodom & Gomorra. He lived.
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