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Narcos:

''Geniuses are always branded as crazy.'' — Pablo Escobar.

"In the United States, the Mafia makes witnesses disappear so they can't testify in court.

In Colombia, Pablo Escobar made the whole court disappear." — Steve Murphy.

"The hippies had been replaced by Colombians, and these guys didn't wear flip-flops.”

— Steve Murphy.

"Imagine you were born in a poor family, in a poor city, in a poor country, and by the

time you were 28 years old, you have so much money you can’t even count it. What do

you do? You make your dreams come true." — Steve Murphy.



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'Allo 'Allo!

"Listen very carefully I shall say this only once"

"It is I, Leclerc!"

"You stupid woman!"

Sledge Hammer:

"Don't worry I know what I'm doing"

Slisse & Cesar (Antwerps):

"Wede gaai het? Ja, ik wit het. Waarom vroagde ge het dan? Om te zien of dat gaai het ook wit."


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Friends:

Rachel: "I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be "How you doin'?""

Chandler: "Okay, let me see what you got there." "Condoms?!"

Joey: "You don't know how long we are going to be stuck in here. We may have to repopulate the earth."

Chandler: "And condoms are the way to do that?"

Joey: "Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling!"

Zo kan ik nog een uur doorgaan, maar laat het hier maar even bij


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Dragonball Z:

Trunks: ''Goku doesnt have the strengt. Don't you see what will happen if he keeps going like this?''

Vegeta: ''If this goes on, then he will die. But, that will be his decision. It is painfully clear at this point that no one among this group is stronger than Kakarot is. Not even, myself. So he deserves to have the fight of a true warrior. And that means, to the death..''

Vegeta: ''Nobody kills Kakarot while i'm around, destiny has reserved that pleasure for me.''

Vegeta: ''You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps: his pride.''

Vegeta: ''Every time I reach a new level of strength, a greater power appears to challenge my authority. It's as if faith is laughing at me with a big stupid grin, just like Kakarot.''

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Xena:

Theodorus: "A beverage, my queen?"

Callisto: ''You know I don't drink intoxicants Theodorus.''

Theodorus: ''I thought maybe just this once.''

Callisto: ''No, I like to experience life in all it's agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensations in any way.''

Callisto: "Now, do we stake Gabrielle out like the sacrificial lamb she is, or are we to trust that she won't be running?"

Callisto: ''How've you been? Any new husbands since the last one I killed?''

Ik zou ook nog wel even door kunnen gaan, maar dit volstaat wel


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Enkele quotes van John Pope uit Falling Skies.

"Unarmed? What am I, Canadian?"

To Tom on joining the 2nd Mass: "I think I'll rest for a little while. Being the leader of a post-apocalyptic gang of outlaws has been exhausting."

In een poging benzine af te tappen: This thing's drier than a nun in west Texas.

Cheesy, maar leuk.


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Band of Brothers:

''The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead.

The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a

soldier is supposed to function: Without mercy, without compassion,

without remorse. All war depends upon it.''


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Dungeons & Dragons:

Dungeon Master: Evil energy is like evil force.

Change its direction, and it changes to good!


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Penny Dreadful:

Vanessa Ives: Do you believe there is a demimonde, Mr. Chandler? A half world

between what we know and what we fear? A place in the shadows, rarely seen,

but deeply felt. Do you believe that?


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Fargo - Seizoen 2 (2015)

Mike Milligan: Sovereignty is absolute power and authority.

Ricky G: Like a king?

Mike Milligan: Exactly. Which is who I am-- your king.

Ricky G: Uh, it's America, brother. We don't do kings.

Mike Milligan: Oh, we do. We do. We just call them something else. See, today is my coronation day. And on coronation day, I've always believed a new king should start his reign with an act of kindness.

Ricky G: Right on.

Mike Milligan: And an act of cruelty. That way, your subjects know that you're capable of both-- God and monster.


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Generation Kill:

''Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Gentlemen, we just

seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja.''


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ALF:

Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.

ALF: It's broken.

Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.

ALF: Why? I didn't break it.


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You know nothing jon snow


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Aflevering vormfouten.

Johnny: kan ik jou video camera lenen ? Ik ga die inspecteur eens in slecht daglicht zetten.

Kareltje: Nou die camera werkt ook met kunst licht hoor!


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Een of andere boef, ja je weet wel de Japanse mafia, de echte triade.

Kees (man) daar word ik altijd zo moe van op tv, eerst lopen dan zwemmen, dan .....

Johnny: Dat is triatlon, kees


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Johnny: Weet je niet wat 1 april is kees?

Kees (man) Uhm nee Johnny, ben al blij dat ik weet wanneer het 1 januari is, want dan zijn de winkels dicht....


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May I just say, that's a smashing blouse you have on - Richie


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Uit Rundfunk

"Jij hebt een voldoende en de rest heeft onvoldoende! En jij ook! De hele klas heeft een onvoldoende!"

- Meneer Heydrich


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Niet perse mijn favoriete quote, maar ik zag de titel van dit/deze topic en moest meteen aan de volgende denken:

willekeurige vuile hippie: "How do you sleep at night?"

Don Draper: "On a bed made of money."

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Van flodder seizoen 5 aflevering 7

Ma flodder.

Zo 3200 stukjes, goed voor 5 uur puzzel plezier.

Doet doos open.

NOU dat is dan zeker inclusief het zoeken naar de andere 3000 stukjes.


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"The Young Ones", Neil:

I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.

The A-Team, Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith:

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

Tweety:

I tawt I taw a puddy tat

Daffy Duck:

"You're deth-picable!"

Droopy:

You know what? That makes me mad.

Yosemite Sam: Are you tryin' to make me look like a fool?!

Bugs Bunny: You don't need me to make you look like a fool.

Yosemite Sam: You're darn right, I don't!

Bugs Bunny: Eh... [Chews carrot] What's up, doc?

Speedy Gonzales: Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!

Road Runner: Beep!, Beep!

Scooby-Doo:

Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.

Shaggy: Quick, tell me.

Velma: The place is haunted.

Shaggy: Zoinks!

Shaggy: G-g-g-GHOST!

Flinstones:

Fred: How can you be so stupid?

Barney: Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry.

Fred: I'm sorry you're stupid.


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Bottom.

Richard (terwijl hij een laveloze Eddie naar bed brengt, onder andere m.b.v. een stuk touw):

"I don't know why I bother. I really don't. I've cleared the decks, I've hoovered, done all the ironing... I even had a go at flushing the toilet. Oh well. Off we go again. Ha. Why do I do it?... Because I'm a nice person, that's why. Well, thank you Lord for making me such a nice person. Yep, there's not many of us - just me, Jesus and Mahatma Gandhi. And actually I'm a lot nicer than them two. I mean, Jesus had his problems, but he didn't have to put Eddie to bed every night!"


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The Punisher.

Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen - Frank Castle (S1.Ep1: 3 AM).

Some of us get to have the family life and some of us get to protect it - Frank Castle (S1.Ep2: Two Dead Men).

People think that torture is pain. It’s not pain. It’s time - Frank Castle (S1.Ep3: Kandahar).


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Ash vs Evil Dead.

Season 1: El Jefe.

Ash: It's good to be back.

Pablo: How does it feel?

Ash: Groovy.

Season 1: Ashes to Ashes.

Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams.

Season 2: Home.

Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though! - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams.

Season 2: The Morgue.

I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams.

En zo kan ik nog wel ff doorgaan


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Klem - Seizoen 1 (2017).

Ja pingpongen kan ik wel, ik deed vroeger niks anders in de bak - Marius.


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