Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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112. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. - There are no such things as Lesbians. Only women that Chuck Norris hasn't met yet. - Crime does not pay, unless you are Chuck Norris.
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113. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. - Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
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114. Scotty in Star Trek often says You cannot change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. - Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. - The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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115. Chuck Norris can catch Roadrunner, walking. - Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down. - The people of Atlantis made a statue of Chuck Norris. He didn't like it.
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