Pocket Ninjas (1997)

Slechte film #1 op IMDB

haha, en wij nu allemaal 5 stemmen.

WTF??

"This movie safed my life"

I was literally on the brink of suicide before seeing Pocket Ninjas. My entire family had just died, my house burned down, I lost my arms and legs in a mining accident, I went bankrupt, and my dog was just hit by a truck. With shotgun in hand, I decided to watch Pocket Ninjas as I decided whether or not to follow through. As I watched more and more Pocket Ninjas, I realized that there was more to life than happiness, family, friends, shelter, food, health and money. No, there was more. There was Pocket Ninjas. My life suddenly had a new purpose.

Prior to seeing Pocket Ninjas, I was about to give up on American cinema. Pocket Ninjas revolutionized acting. How any three of the teenager ninjas were not nominated for an Oscar is beyond me. Not to mention the story line. It's so simple yet so intricate. I catch something new every time I watch it (which is just about everyday). Pocket Ninajs always makes me question my existence and life itself. It's definitely the deepest film I have ever seen.

Most of Pocket Ninjas achievements went unrecognized. It's a travesty it was robbed of the Oscars for best acting, directing, sound and picture. Unfortunately, director Dave Eddy's career essentially stopped after this film, assumably because he knew there was no way to top this film and he wanted to quit while at the peak of his career.

I highly recommend Pocket Ninjas to anyone that is blind, deaf, autistic, or deceased or anyone that he feeling down on life because every aspect of Pocket Ninjas is perfect. It will be the most orgasmic 91 minutes of your life.

(van IMDb reacties) Beetje maffe reactie voor de 'slechtste film aller tijden'. En wtf is dat voor overdreven eerste paragraaf. Als ie beide armen heeft verloren hoe typt ie dan? (dit is misschien lullig maar ik vind dit één van de raarste comments ooit).

dit noemen wij nou een grap addictettomovies

Thank God for that. Wel overduidelijk dat dat een grap is eigenlijk. Dat ik dat ook serieus nam, beetje triest. Laten we hopen dat ik voor deze nog even achter mijn leeftijd mag schuilen.

Afgrijselijk! Geen plot, het niveau van het acteerwerk is nihil, slapste script ooit, slapste regie ooit, gewoon de slapste film ooit! Neem dit van mij aan: kijk 'm niet!

0,5*

Inderdaad, het is echt een slechte film. Slechts uit nieuwsgierigheid hoe slecht die is zou je hem nog niet moeten kijken zo slecht is die!

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