Film / Cast en crew / Chuck Norris
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 22:10 uur
Chuck Norris found out who Keyser Sose was, just by looking at the video cover.
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 22:15 uur
gotti schreef:
Jezus coudn't walk on water, till Chuck Norris taught him how...
Jezus coudn't walk on water, till Chuck Norris taught him how...
Een soortdergelijke variant staat ook op de site:Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus...
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 22:50 uur
Eentje speciaal voor U dan.
In WWII, the Germans had Thé Boat, the Americans had Chuck Norris.
In WWII, the Germans had Thé Boat, the Americans had Chuck Norris.
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 22:55 uur
arkadi schreef:
Chuck Norris doesn't pushes himself up he is pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't pushes himself up he is pushing the earth down.
arkadi schreef:
damn die stond daar al.
damn die stond daar al.
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 22:56 uur
Eentje speciaal voor U dan.
In WWII, the Germans had Thé Boat, the Americans had Chuck Norris.
In WWII, the Germans had Thé Boat, the Americans had Chuck Norris.
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 22:58 uur
Chuck Norris is going to win Lakeside 2007; He can throw 180 with only one dart.
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starbright boy (moderator)
geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 01:28 uur
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Geweldige site!
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geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 19:09 uur
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 19:22 uur
Ik weet niet of dit tegen mij is gericht, maar ik zou niet weten wie Rogier is?
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geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 19:59 uur
Quentin schreef:
U-96 = Rogier
U-96 = Rogier
Helaas wel...
Nieuwe:
When Chuck Norris is walking next to a person, he still can walk in the middle.
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geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 20:02 uur
The mirrors in Duinrell's Mirrors Paradise are afraid to change Chuck Norris' image.
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neo (crew)
geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 23:28 uur
Chuck Norris can fix Michael Jackson's nose and make him black again with one punch.
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geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 23:30 uur
Chuck Norris stopped baking pancakes after NASA reported the 100th sattelite taken down by mysterious frozen orbiting objects.
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geplaatst: 1 juni 2006, 23:35 uur
U-96 schreef:
Helaas wel...
Nieuwe:
When Chuck Norris is walking next to a person, he still can walk in the middle.
(quote)
Helaas wel...
Nieuwe:
When Chuck Norris is walking next to a person, he still can walk in the middle.
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geplaatst: 2 juni 2006, 15:22 uur
Nog een paar leuke VAN DE SITE:
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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geplaatst: 2 juni 2006, 16:15 uur
U-96 schreef:
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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geplaatst: 4 juni 2006, 13:27 uur
Chuck Norris can rewind a DVD.
Chuck Norris can watch a full episode of Barend & Van Dorp.
Chuck Norris can watch a full episode of Barend & Van Dorp.
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neo (crew)
geplaatst: 4 juni 2006, 17:48 uur
Hoeveel geld heeft ie gekregen om in die show te acteren 
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geplaatst: 4 juni 2006, 19:53 uur
Hehe, die Guiness book en Law & Order dingen waren erg lollig...
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geplaatst: 6 juni 2006, 19:01 uur
Chuck Norris can play Leisure Suit Larry 4.
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